The Cup Has KIDS.

I was minding my own business today, and I ran into the Cup Family.

Can someone explain why the Cup kids don't look like either their Momma or their Daddy?

This IS Vaguely Troubling

So, I'm supposed to be looking for these cups. I've heard from various sources that I seem to be "playing a role".

Let me assure all OF YOU, I am not playing some sort of role here. This search, this quest, this endeavor, this hunt is real.

I'm keeping it real. I keep it real like Evander Holyfield (He's a boxer, you can google him if you want. That's the guy who got his ear bitten off by Mike Tyson. I know this, because I fell asleep during the fight, and was awoken to my friends screaming "Holy S-word, that (expletive) bit his (expletive) ear off!!!")

I digress.

Today, I was minding my own business, and I saw the cups. I tried, I really tried to grab them, but they decided to get low class on my person, and try to cut me.

I didn't get cut. Though I imagine people might be wanting to see me get cut.

They got away. So sad.

Strange Occurrences Today

Sometimes in my job, I have to go places. Sometimes they are bad places, sometimes they are okay places, and sometimes they are great places.

I like going places.

Today I went to one of the places that are great! That place is so great, I totally get excited to go. It's like a celebration!!! YAY! We like to celebrate.

But sometimes when you go these great, exciting places, a monkey wrench gets tossed onto the floor with a thunderous boom. A boom that shocks you into a bad place.

Today was a bad place boom day. Let me tell you why:

I walked out of the great place, and into this long hallway. Usually the hallway is bereft of people, but today...a thing was there.

This thing above.

The Cup Story Begins.

The other day, I was walking outside my building. Whenever I go out back, I check out this foxhole, obviously dug by a fox. You never know what could be in there. A spitting cobra, or, for goodness sake, a fox!

But that day, something different was there.

It was a coffee cup.

I don't know how it got there, but I was raised not to pick up things that are in a foxhole in the dirt, so I left it.

I went back later that day and it was gone....

Where has it gone?