Friday, June 25, 2010

Oh MY GOSH.


So, umm this is what had happened. I was walking today in the morning like I always do, and I had this thing in my bag. People call it a man purse, but I call it my "Jack Bauer" bag.

Today though, my bag was hurting me. Hurting me bad, because something in it was causing me a pain in my back. And since when I had the back surgery, I am hyper sensitive to anything related to my back.

So I got, angry. Don't forget, dogs get mad, people get angry. Or is it ornery? I don't know. Someone might have to explain that one to me at a later date.

The other side effect to my surgery is I kind of now have a shorter fuse when it comes to things. You would think that after all the pain that I had been enduring that this would be actually opposite. Alas, no, my fuse is short, and it's always about to get lit and go KA-BLOW KA-BLOW like Mel Gibson in that "Edge of Darkness" movie where he was all revenge oriented about stuff.

So I did something about it.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

My New Wall Art At Work!!!!

Wow, it's been so long since I posted anything. I've been REALLY busy!! See, I had this thing called "back surgery" where I got cut open like a filet-o-fish.

It was really bad. I had a walker and everything.

P.S. I named it "Texas Ranger".

Did you get it? I hope you got yourself a chuckle out of that one.

Today was not such a good day. It seems someone committed the number one rule of work etiquette.

Thou Shalt Not Steal Pictures Of A Man's DOG from his slovenly desk.

Yes my desk is slovenly, but here's a little secret, are you ready for it?

I do it on purpose.

See when your desk is slovenly people tend to stay away from it and also they don't notice certain things on the desk or even near it.

For example, where I had my picture of my lovely, oh so wonderful dog Barkley ( slovenly attached with painter's tape), I felt it would behoove me to replace it with a dimensional art piece that I've had in my possession for a very long time.

What do you all think?